so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
Dark and atmospheric
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
Just to clarify
Even if they *had*, even if Thor had a magical girl transformation sequence and turned into a woman and Steve Rogers got his timeline scrambled in a lab accident while he was saving a beagle and became black, this is really important so listen up, even if Thor became a woman and Steve Rogers became black, the only people who would pout and whine about it are fuckheads.
ok but now draw the other eye
Amazing Minecraft! - Episode Eight
I AM SO F&*KING DONE
i can barely build a house
this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
betrayed by the booty 😧